ALL THE WARFARE.
NONE OF THE BUDGET.
WAR
DIZZLES®*
Clock in.
Invoice the chaos.
Three crews. One dusty yard. A deeply unprofessional day at the office.
Take the yard. Outnumber the rival crews in the central zone. Your presence counts double.
Make it pay. Earn cash, use supply crates, and build cover when the budget allows.
*Not actually registered. The budget went on ammo.
Original indie parody. Not affiliated with WARDOGS or its creators.
Choose your tools.
The carbine is always free. Paid loadouts cost cash each deployment and respawn. Unavailable? Earn cash with the carbine.
Laptop: Q aim, C cruise, tap WASD to steer, F trigger, X stop. No keys need to stay held.
Controls & field manual
Desktop: WASD move, mouse look (click battlefield to capture cursor), arrows turn, click or Space fire, right mouse or Q aim, Shift sprint, R reload, G grenade, B place cover, E resupply by a green crate, Esc or Tab pause.
Laptop: Q toggles aiming. C starts hands-free cruise; tap W/A/S/D to toggle forward/back/strafe directions, then release the keys. C stops cruise. F toggles the trigger in laptop mode. X stops cruise and firing; Escape pauses. Avoid holding keys if your trackpad locks while typing.
Move the pointer, then keep moving while holding W or D. This optional check counts only input delivered to this page; nothing is recorded or sent.
Windows touchpad: some drivers suppress pointer movement during keyboard input. The game cannot recover input the driver withholds. On Windows 11, open Settings → Bluetooth & devices → Touchpad → Taps and try Touchpad sensitivity: Most sensitive. The game does not change system settings. Microsoft explains touchpad suppression.
Touch: left stick moves; push fully forward to sprint. Drag the right side to look. Tap AIM to toggle aiming. Use action buttons to fire, reload, resupply, build or throw a grenade. Landscape recommended.
Zone control and eliminations earn cash. Paid weapons cost cash each life. Green crates restore health, ammunition and grenades. Cover costs $100; grenades destroy orange cover. Cash and your best score save on this device. No real purchases.